Friday, May 25, 2007

Orange County Choppers Energy Drink Review

Drink: Orange County Choppers Energy Drink
Official Site: The Teutels must be trying to disown it since I couldn't find a promotional site.

Banking on its reputation, the show Orange County Choppers now has its only own energy drink. You'll want to wedge your size 12 shoe in the side of the can at the first sip as the unidentifiable mutant flavor hits your tongue. The only slightly redeeming factor is the energy factor, but it cannot compensate for this poor product which rides on its brand name.

Summary: You'll want to speed away from this drink.
Final Score: 2 out of 5

Sunday, May 06, 2007

Canada Reveals C$1,000,000 Coin

That's aboot US $903,352.83 all crammed into one coin of shiny goodness. I must now go to Canada and demand... *places pinkie to mouth* ONE MILLION DOLLARS! *music plays*

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Jeff Gordon 24 Energy Drink

Drink: Jeff Gordon 24 Energy Drink
Official Site: Not available

NASCAR's champion, Jeff Gordon, should be proud to have his name attached to such a drink. Though I am typically wary of orange energy drinks, Jeff Gordon 24 zoomed onto my taste buds with a rich orange tangerine flavor. The drink flat-out outraces other non-promotional drinks on the market. With 75 mg of caffeine per serving, there's nothing to hate about Jeff Gordon 24.

Summary: Fuel the red-neck within.
Final Score: 5 out of 5