You probably own more surge protectors than cooking utensils.
Taking tests like this is probably the only way you can score.
You might consider bringing your laptop out of doors for some fresh air.
You don't seem to have any skills whatsoever.
You would probably enjoy being a BOFH..
I've taken a good number of nerd and geek tests but this is the first to give me such a... thorough evaluation. Check it out at Nerd Test.